Next to a big river, on a big rock, lay Wang Ke, Zhang Zhengdao, and Zhang Shenxu, all three of them were exhausted because of the previous fight and the final explosion, lying weakly on the big stone, even if the clothes were burned out and only a fig leaf remained, they didn't take care of it, they were too tired!
"It's none of my business, Zhang Shenxu, you won't help me explain!" Wang Ke shouted depressedly.
This is simply an unwarranted disaster, Zhang Li'er will also bring me a fatal disaster if he hosts a banquet? Why?
"The explanation is useful, I still come to inform you? Wang Ke, run away quickly!" Zhang Shenxu said.
Wang Ke; 「……！」
"Zhang Shenxu, if you come to snitch, you will snitch, what are you fighting for? The boss is not young, and we are all lying here now, I don't know how long we will lie down!" Zhang Zhengdao counted on the side.
"Don't resist before, just give me a beating, right?" Zhang Shenxu stared.
"You fart!" Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao scolded at the same time.
Zhang Shenxu was about to speak when his face suddenly changed: "Someone is coming!"
"Who?" Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao also changed their expressions.
At this moment, the three of them were exhausted and lying here naked, and an enemy came to find them? What should I do?
The three of them moved their bodies with difficulty and turned their heads to look, only to see a middle-aged village woman carrying a vegetable basket to the river next to it.
"How can there be a village woman in this wilderness?" Wang Ke was stunned.
"I don't know, you live in the mountains, right?" Zhang Zhengdao said blankly.
"She's washing vegetables? Washing rice?" Zhang Shenxu was also at a loss.
"Ah! Today's rice and vegetables are washed, it's really hard after a tiring day, well, go sleep on the stone for a while!" The middle-aged village woman stretched out and slowly climbed up the big rock where Wang Ke and the three of them were.
Wang Ke's face changed, specially, who are you telling this to? I came to wash the vegetables by myself, and I took a break when I wanted, do you still want to say it? This village woman has already discovered us?
"It's coming for us!" Zhang Shenxu's face changed.
Obviously, I also saw the clues, this village woman had already found out that she was in her group, and she was still washing vegetables and washing rice? You are quite good at acting, what are you going to do?
"Ah, why are there three people here?" The middle-aged village woman climbed the big rock and was suddenly "startled".
At this time, Wang Ke and the three of them also saw the appearance of the middle-aged village woman clearly, with pockmarks on their faces, which looked very refreshing.
"Auntie, do we know each other?" Wang Ke's face changed.
"Ah, you three big men, naked, what are you doing here? It's really embarrassing, the world is declining!" The middle-aged village woman suddenly covered her face with a look of disgust.
Wang Ke, Zhang Shenxu, and Zhang Zhengdao: "......!"
"Dare to ask who the master is? Zhang Shenzhu in the Lower Golden Crow Sect! I don't know what advice you have!" Zhang Shenxu's face stiffened.
"Me? I'm just a mountain village woman, just here to wash vegetables and pour rice, I just saw you, didn't bother you to do anything shameful, right?" The middle-aged village woman let go of her hand covering her face and took a step forward to ask.
"What shameful thing? Who are you, didn't you see us basking in the sun here?" Zhang Zhengdao also shouted anxiously.
This middle-aged village woman, what is the origin, what does it mean to walk towards us?
"Auntie, if you have offended me, please forgive me, let's take a break and leave!" Wang Ke said immediately.
The middle-aged village woman smiled extremely brightly: "Don't worry, don't worry, this is not my place, you can stay as long as you want! Are you tired?"
The amiable nature of the middle-aged village woman made Wang Ke's faces freeze, what is the origin of this village woman? What are you going to do? Your smile is so weird!
"You don't want to sneak attack us while we are weak, do you? What do you want? Want money? We can give it to you!" Zhang Shenxu showed a worried look.
This is a female bandit? Came to rob?
Wang Ke's face changed, and he quietly hid the storage bracelet under him, what's wrong, it's really bad luck today, if it weren't for Zhang Shenxu, he would be so miserable?
"Ah, you treat me as a bandit? I'm not a bandit? I am a kind-hearted village woman, or he is the most sensible, call me aunt, how could my aunt be greedy for money? I just want to see you all lying here, caring about you!" The middle-aged village woman smiled more and more brightly.
Wang Ke: "......!"
Zhang Shenxu: "......!"
Zhang Zheng said: "......!"
Specially, do you care about us? Think we're all big fools, right?
"Auntie, you don't need to care, let's rest for a while!" Zhang Shenxu's face was ugly.
The middle-aged village woman had already squatted in front of Zhang Shenxu.
"Ah, don't be nervous, I won't hurt you, don't be shy, come, let my aunt see how you are hurt!" The middle-aged village woman suddenly put her hand on Zhang Shenxu's chest.
"What are you going to do?" Zhang Shenxu's face changed.
Is she going to sneak up on me?
Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao struggled to stand up and wanted to jump into the river to escape.
However, the middle-aged village woman did not attack Zhang Shenxu, as if she was really checking.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, I'll take a look!" The middle-aged village woman swallowed her saliva and said.
"Huh?" Zhang Shenxu was stunned.
She really didn't attack me, did she really come to check my body? The strength of the squeeze in his hand was not small.
I saw the middle-aged village woman touching Zhang Shenxu's chest, her eyes lit up, and her face showed a look of excitement.
"Tsk tsk, these pectoral muscles are so well developed, how did they grow?" The middle-aged village woman smiled extremely excitedly.
"Ah, ah?" Zhang Shenxu looked dazed.
"Oh, and you, let me take a look, ah, you actually have eight-pack abs?" The middle-aged woman suddenly touched Wang Ke's stomach.
Wang Ke was excited: "Auntie, what are you doing? I don't know you!"
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just checking you to see if you're injured! It's not in the way, tsk tsk, eight-pack abs, so full, this is still ......!" The middle-aged woman's eyes lit up.
"This is called a mermaid line, auntie, don't touch it, go away, go away!" Wang Ke exclaimed.
"Ah, you all called me aunt, will your aunt still harm you? Tsk tsk, really, young man, you can't joke at all, it's still this good ......!"
The middle-aged woman's eyes lit up, and suddenly she went to touch Zhang Shenxu's pectoral muscles again.
For a while, the middle-aged woman touched here and there, her face was full of excitement, and her eyes lit up, so excited.
"Auntie, you are going too far, why don't you touch Zhang Zhengdao!" Zhang Shen said angrily.
"He? Covered in old fat, what is there to touch? It's better for you both to control it!" Young people just need to exercise more!" The middle-aged woman said excitedly.
Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxuan both froze.
Isn't this robbery, this is robbery? What's wrong, did we meet a female hooligan? Where does this person come from?
"Ah, these pectoral muscles, these abdominal muscles, and these arm muscles, they feel really exciting, that dead ghost in my family, he won't let me touch him all day long, I can only come out and live my own addiction to my hands, it's so happy! Tsk tsk, it's a little worse than my dead ghost, but it's better than nothing! Wow, this feels so comfortable to the touch!" The middle-aged woman said with her eyes shining.
"Enough! , die!" Zhang Shenxu exploded.
In the midst of the explosion, Zhang Shenxu spat out a white paper fan, and the white paper fan suddenly emitted a large amount of white light, as if it was about to fan out a strong wind and rush towards this middle-aged woman.
"Boom!"
The middle-aged woman threw up and punched Zhang Shenxu's stomach.
"Poof!"
Zhang Shenxu was beaten and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and looked at the middle-aged woman in horror.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, conditioning, I thought you were going to attack me, subconsciously punched, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to!" The middle-aged woman immediately apologized.
"Am I special?" Zhang Shenxu fell on the stone, and at this moment, he had no strength at all.
The white paper fan also suddenly retracted into Zhang Shenxu's stomach, and automatically went to protect the master.
Zhang Shenxu showed a look of despair, can he only be at the mercy of this middle-aged woman now? Why is this happening?
Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao's faces froze, and if they didn't touch it, they would beat it?
Where did this village woman come from? So barbaric?
"Wang Ke, can you sacrifice it?" Zhang Zhengdao trembled with fright.
"Special! Sacrifice your sister!" Wang Ke scolded.
Wang Ke struggled to stand up and was about to jump into the river and leave.
"Ah, it's getting late, I'm going back to cook for my dead ghost!" The middle-aged village woman suddenly looked at the sky.
Wang Ke three: "......!"
What kind of demon are you going to be?
The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu and shook her head: "Forget it, it's still important to cook for my dead ghosts, my aunt won't help you check, you can rest by yourself! Auntie is gone!"
Saying that, the middle-aged woman looked around at everyone with a reluctant expression, then picked up the vegetable basket on the side, swaggered into the forest and disappeared.
Wang Ke: "......!"
Zhang Zheng said: "......!"
Zhang Shenxu: "......!"
The three of them looked dazed, what is going on? Why does a middle-aged woman appear? Robbery is not robbery? After touching everyone's muscles for a while, he left?
"This, this is a madness, right?" Zhang Shenxu was dumbfounded.
"Is he a dead pervert?" Wang Ke also looked depressed.
"Fortunately, I was fat and didn't take advantage!" Zhang Zhengdao shivered beside him.
Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu glared at Zhang Zhengdao viciously.
Special! What is this all about!
The three of them rested for a while, felt that their bodies had regained a little strength, and immediately, they took out their clothes from their respective storage bracelets and put them on.
"Zhang Shenxu, how are you?" Wang Ke asked.
"Ahem, that crazy fist is so powerful, I can't walk anymore!" Zhang Shenfu said weakly.
"Zhang Zhengdao, you support him, hurry up, hurry up, don't meet that dead pervert again!" Wang Ke urged.
"Come back when you come back, I'm not afraid!" Zhang Zhengdao said proudly.
Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu immediately looked at Zhang Zhengdao viciously.
Only then did the three of them slowly leave the big rock with their weak strength.
"It's really unlucky, every time I meet you, I have to be unlucky!" Zhang Shenxu said angrily.
"We're just unlucky, I'm going well, you ran out to fight, whatever, I was taken advantage of! Do you still have the face to say it?" Wang Ke stared blankly.
"Don't talk about the two of you, it's just that you are taken advantage of by a woman, not a man, what are you afraid of? Just go for a massage!" Zhang Zhengdao comforted.
"Shut up, what's wrong with you?" Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu immediately shouted.
Zhang Zheng said: "......!"
(End of this chapter)