Although the scene in front of them was normal, whether in terms of logic, atmosphere, or psychological expectations brought about by previous words, Jiang Baimian, Long Yuehong and others still had some strange feelings that were difficult to contain.
The two sentences "don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving" don't seem to appear in this way!
Papa, Shang Jianyao's applause was never absent.
Then, he asked:
"If you tattoo it on your back, you can't see it, right? How can you always be alert to yourself?"
The gray-bearded uncle who had just put down his clothes had a frozen expression, and he didn't know how to answer for a short time.
However, he is also a person who has traveled south and north and experienced many things, so he quickly adjusted and asked with a smile:
"Then where do you think it should be tattooed?"
"On the backs of both hands, one side said. Every time I want to drink, I can see it when I raise my hand." Shang Jianyao seemed to have really thought about this question.
"......" The white-bearded uncle nodded and said, "Well, it's a good idea, I will add it to the options in the future."
Jiang Baimian could see that the other party was just casually perfunctory, so he changed the topic and asked with a smile:
"What should I call it?"
"Feiling." The man with a large circle of white beard on his mouth replied simply.
He didn't care what the four people on the opposite side were called, and repeated the previous question:
"Do you want to have some wine?
"The specialty here is wild tree fruit, and after this village, there will be no store."
Speaking of this, he touched his short beard and laughed:
"Almost every summer, we take the time to go back here to pick this wild tree fruit and use it to make wine."
Jiang Baimian glanced left and right, and asked with an unchanged smile:
"What can I use to exchange for wine?"
Felling suddenly burst into laughter:
"What to exchange for wine does not depend on what we want, but what you have.
"In the ashes, those who cling to the only answer often get nothing."
"We have ......" In the rhythmic music coming from outside, Jiang Baimian's state seemed to be quite relaxed, she turned her eyes, with a narrow expression, and patted Long Yuehong on her right, "How about using him in exchange? I can drive, I have a peaceful temperament, my height is not low, my fighting ability can barely be seen, and I know a little maintenance skills, so I am just right to be your son-in-law."
"Team Leader......" Long Yuehong didn't expect the topic to suddenly turn to her, and she felt a little uncomfortable for a while.
Feilin laughed:
"I appreciate your kindness.
"My youngest daughter has no shortage of suitors, she looks as good-looking as her mother, and her driving skills are almost catching up with me as a father.
"Moreover, she has liked to watch and participate in my vehicle maintenance since she was a child, and at some point, the smell of gasoline, diesel, and lubricating oil on her body can't be washed away.
Long Yuehong listened to Feilin's description and imagined, and subconsciously shrank back.
From the moment he boarded the RV, he could smell the faint smell of gasoline emanating from Feiling and the drinkers next to him.
He was worried that the topic would turn back to him, so he looked at Jiang Baimian and pretended to complain:
"Team leader, why don't you recommend Shang Jianyao?"
Jiang Baimian laughed:
"Isn't this afraid that Shang Jianyao will be kicked out after not staying in the camp for a full day?
"Then do we pay or not?"
Seeing that Shang Jianyao seemed to be about to respond to this topic, Jiang Baimian immediately set his sights on Feilin:
"How about we exchange military cans? It's braised beef inside."
"Multiple?" Feilin asked skillfully.
"500 grams." Jiang Baimian reported the number.
"Then which one do you want?" Feiling introduced with a smile, "One is the wine made directly from wild tree fruit, which has a very low alcohol content and is not intoxicating, similar to wine. You know wine, right?"
"Hmm." Jiang Baimian and others nodded at the same time.
Inside "Pangu Biotechnology", during the New Year's holidays, you can still buy a little wine according to their respective quotas.
As for Bai Chen, he has wandered in countless places over the years, and occasionally he can drink wine.
Feiling continued:
"In this case, four cups and one can.
"There is another one, which is obtained after repeated distillation of this fruit wine, with a high degree, and it is very easy to get drunk for the first time, and you can only get three cans in four cups.
"This can be recorded first and paid when you leave the camp."
Of course, Jiang Baimian couldn't let the team members get drunk in such an unfamiliar environment, so he said directly:
"Then it's a low-degree fruit bar."
Long Yuehong and the others naturally had no objections.
"Okay." Feiling turned over four glasses on the milky white platform.
At this time, next to the "Old Tune Group", at the table near the car window, a big strong man laughed:
"Sure enough, it's a team of girls and children, and they only dare to drink fruit wine like water!"
Shang Jianyao, who was sitting on the edge of their side, brushed his head sideways and looked over.
The strong man in black clothes bent his arms, highlighting his muscles, and looked at Shang Jianyao without giving in.
One second, two seconds...... Ten seconds...... Shang Jianyao maintained his posture and remained motionless.
Jiang Baimian looked at Long Yuehong and Bai Chen, and read the same meaning from their eyes:
Well, Shang Jianyao is competing with people again, who looks away first, who can't hold on and speaks, and whoever loses the game.
Of course, this is just a game of his unilateral identification.
After about ten seconds, the strong man finally couldn't control himself and stood up suddenly:
"What do you mean?"
"You lost." Shang Jianyao laughed.
"Crazy!" The strong man blurted out, "Are you still a child? Is it that the hair below has not grown yet?"
Feilin, who was pouring wine, looked up and shouted:
"Zhao Tie, don't mess around, if you urinate a few taels of horses, you won't know what your surname is?"
Zhao Tie didn't dare to disobey the leader, and sat down cursingly.
At this moment, Shang Jianyao suddenly left the high stool and walked in front of Zhao Tie.
Then, he began to unfasten his belt.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Tie and his companions were a little confused.
Shang Jianyao said seriously:
"Mine is definitely bigger than you."
At this moment, not only Zhao Tie, but also Jiang Baimian, Long Yuehong and others doubted their ears.
When he reacted, a violent anger suddenly rushed into Zhao Tie's mind from the bottom of his heart.
This was not only because he felt that the other party was humiliating him, but also because he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
It's impossible to really stand up, take off your pants in front of everyone, and compare with the other party, right?
He is shameless, but Zhao Tie still wants to be shameless.
Moreover, it's better to say than to win, what if you lose?
In that case, Zhao Tie felt that he might not have the face to stay in the caravan.
No, he can't be led by the nose...... Zhao Tie's eyes narrowed, pointed outside and said:
"It's pretty good.
"Do you have the ability to go out and practice?"
"Okay!" Shang Jianyao fastened his belt and agreed quickly.
Jiang Baimian frowned slightly, feeling that he couldn't see through this matter.
She wasn't worried that Shang Jianyao would lose - she was still very confident in her fighting ability, and Shang Jianyao was the second one after her in the "Old Tune Group".
She just couldn't figure out what Shang Jianyao wanted to do.
She did not stop the idea of fighting and showing some strength to facilitate future conversations, and asked Long Yuehong not to speak.
The partners who saw Shang Jianyao didn't care much, and Feilin, the leader of this "rootless" business group, also took up the mentality of watching the show, opened his throat, and shouted outside:
"Stop the music!
"Someone wants to 'perform'!"
The stereos on both sides of the RV quickly became quiet, and the group of men and women who were writhing in the empty space surrounded by tables and chairs retreated outside.
Zhao Tie jumped out of the group leader's RV with great momentum and entered the open space where various lights were constantly changing back and forth.
Shang Jianyao was not in a hurry to go out, so he took off his tactical backpack first and took out his beloved small speaker with a black face on a blue background.
This can be plugged in or used an old-world long-lasting battery - which is also currently in production.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Baimian's thick and good-looking eyebrows moved slightly.
Shang Jianyao immediately placed the small speaker at the door of the RV and pressed a button.
In the sound of electricity, he entered the clearing.
In the next second, a high-pitched female voice came from the small speaker:
"I'm looking up
"Above the Moon...... (Note 1)
With this singing, Shang Jianyao's body shook, and his feet constantly alternated back and forth, looking very rhythmic.
Then, he hooked his finger at Zhao Tie:
"Come on!"
"I forgot yesterday
"The wind dries up the sadness......
In such a singing voice, facing such an opponent, Zhao Tie suddenly felt that if he really went up, he would lose.
That would make him feel as if he had his pants taken off to show the public.
But at this point, you can't go up or down, you can't admit it, right?
Zhao Tie did some psychological construction, took a deep breath, and strode over.
During this process, he kept staring at Shang Jianyao's feet and shoulders.
This is because in the several fighting techniques he knows, the pace is very important, and the condition of the shoulder can help him predict which hand the opponent is punching.
——As a "rootless person", he has received strict training since he was a child, and when he first became a city, he also worshipped a powerful boxer as his teacher, not just relying on his size to bully people.
After adjusting his steps, Zhao Tie stepped on it.
Almost at the same time, Shang Jianyao took a step back.
Zhao Tie advanced again, and Shang Jianyao retreated again, always maintaining a good enough distance.
Suddenly, Shang Jianyao took the lead and took a step.
Zhao Tie reflexively made a step back to dodge.
One retreat, one advance and one retreat, the two perfectly stepped on the rhythm of the song "Seen and Invisible".
The onlookers immediately applauded:
"Dance well!"
They finally understood what the group leader meant by the performance just now.
Hearing such a "compliment", Zhao Tie's face turned red, he couldn't control himself anymore, and pounced on him.
Shang Jianyao easily dodged away, stretched out his foot, reached out, and threw Zhao Tie to the ground with a bang, leaving him in a state of panic.
Then, he leaned down and completely restrained the other party.
Zhao Tie is also a bachelor, seeing that he is irreparable and not strong, he directly lowered his head and buzzed:
"I lost."
Shang Jianyao stood up, walked back quite reluctantly, put away the small speaker, and closed it.
Jiang Baimian looked at him, frowned and asked:
"You went around in such a big circle, wouldn't it be just to go outside to dance?"
Shang Jianyao nodded sincerely:
"Hmm.
"You are not allowed to go out directly."
"You're too persistent, aren't you? Hey, you also know how to make noise, it's quite smart." Jiang Baimian laughed.
Shang Jianyao thought for a moment and replied:
"Maybe the condition is more serious."
Note 1: Quoted from The Legend of the Phoenix, "Above the Moon"
(End of this chapter)