Chapter 216 The Trash Who Never Went to College (Thanks to 'Drunken Face' for rewarding the leader)
Hearing Zhang Yu's answer, the black crow's eyes flashed and he smiled: "Haha, if it is the Spring and Autumn Endless Zen, it is the top body refining exercise that many old people want to learn and make up for."
"Then I wish Teacher Ma a successful trial class and become the new gold medal teacher of this gang."
"Once you become a gold medal teacher, you can teach the most important, richest and most expensive customers in the gang, and it is never a problem to earn more than one million after tax every month."
"By the way, there are three senior teachers in the gang who came to try out the class this time......"
As he spoke, the black crow had already taken Zhang Yu to the outside of the trial classroom.
They found that the black crow and Zhang Yu who were walking over couldn't help but take a few more looks, and a hint of doubt flashed in their eyes.
One of the middle-aged women asked curiously: "Black Crow, who is this?"
Black Crow introduced: "This is Teacher Ma Yunteng, who also came to participate in today's trial class."
Hearing these words, the three gang teachers all frowned in unison, and there was more coldness and hostility in their eyes when they looked at Zhang Yu.
The middle-aged woman directly inquired about Zhang Yu's details and asked: "I know all the teachers in the gang who can tutor the peak of qi cultivation, but this teacher Ma is a bit familiar, could it be that he has just joined the gang?"
The black crow smiled slightly on the side and said: "Teacher Ma has not been here for a long time, he has always been responsible for teaching construction site exercises, and he has not come for anything in recent months.
Hearing that Zhang Yu originally taught construction site exercises, a trace of contempt flashed in the hearts of the three teachers.
After all, the average education of construction site workers is low, the foundation of immortality is poor, and because they take low-quality drugs all year round, they are mentally retarded and have much more than other classes.
It can be said that the quality of students in the construction site class is far inferior to that of the elderly class, and the consumption power is even worse.
The level of teachers who teach construction site classes is naturally much worse, whether it is strength, teaching ability, or mastered exercises, they are often far inferior to the three of them.
Teacher Ci nodded, and then stopped taking Zhang Yu to heart, her opponent today seemed to be the other two senior underground teachers beside her after all.
The black crow looked at his phone and said, "Several elders in the gang have already arrived and are looking at the classroom through the camera."
"Then I'll say hello to the classmates first, and then let's start the trial class."
"The order is according to the previous arrangement, Teacher Ci, you three go first, and then Teacher Ma, you go last, no problem, right?"
Zhang Yu nodded, indicating that there was no problem.
I saw the black crow walking into the classroom, and I saw more than ten old people with different temperaments already standing or sitting, waiting in the classroom.
And as more than ten old men with different temperaments looked over together, feeling the momentum of so many qi refining peaks pressing down, the black crow also paused, and cold sweat flowed slightly from his forehead.
I only heard the black crow smile slightly and said: "Let everyone wait for a long time, our trial class will start soon, thank you very much for taking the time to ......"
At this moment, I heard an old man with silver hair in the audience say coldly: "Black crow, last time that Teacher Song only had a high school degree and was not admitted to college, so he dared to come and teach us."
"The teacher you arranged this time won't be so unreliable, right?"
Black Crow quickly reassured: "Mr. Wang, although Teacher Song only has a high school degree, he has rich teaching experience, and a little lower education will not affect his ...... in class."
Mr. Wang snorted coldly and said: "Which of the people sitting in this classroom is not a college graduate? What can high school students teach us? Does he understand what he teaches?"
The black crow wiped the sweat from his head, he understood that the group of old people who graduated from college in front of him, who could practice, study, and work all the way to this age, and who could rely on work to maintain consumption, were all elite cattle and horses in the company, absolute academic discriminators, and whether high school education should have human rights in their eyes, there may be a question mark.
At this moment, another old man echoed: "Can you learn from the secret gang? If you want to change to our company, the resume of high school degree can't be sent to me, and they are also worthy of teaching?"
Another old man agreed: "People who haven't even been admitted to college are just social scum? Evolution is not complete, and it is a bloodline that will be eliminated sooner or later......"
"Yes!" An old lady with a beard and hair said: "If you can't pass the university exam, can you still be considered a person?"
"No, you really don't." Black Crow quickly comforted: "And our teachers in this trial class are guaranteed to graduate from college."
"Hmph." Mr. Wang said: "Then we have to look at their college diplomas, and only those with college diplomas are worthy of classes here."
Hearing this, the black crow's face was embarrassed again, after all, almost all the teachers in the gang hid their identities and did not want their information to be known, so how could they provide a college diploma?
What's more, he just said it casually, and he was really not sure that the four trial teachers today were all college graduates.
The black crow with a high school degree couldn't help but scold in his heart: "These old guys, none of them treat high school students as human beings."
"You must know that a good high school is no worse than a junior college, and a good junior college is no worse than a university, so excellent high school graduates are fully qualified for the work of teachers after years of hard work......"
Although he secretly slandered in his heart, he did not dare to offend these important customers.
Just when the black crow was secretly saying trouble in his heart, the phone vibrated, and the gang elders who observed the classroom through the camera sent him a message.
After reading the content, the black crow said to the old people in front of him: "Everyone, the dark make-up class does not need to reveal their identities at will, this is a rule of the rivers and lakes for many years, and our dark learning gang is not easy to destroy."
"But your worries are valid, why don't we change the way and send a representative to personally verify the teacher's cultivation?"
Mr. Wang frowned and asked, "How to verify?" The black crow said: "This time they are all teachers who are responsible for teaching body refining, why don't you let Mr. Wang take action, each teacher will not fight, do not dodge, and use his body to catch you three moves, do you think it will work?"
"At your level, Old Wang, the teacher who can take over your three moves like this will definitely not only have a high school degree, right?"
Everyone nodded slightly, after all, high school students can't get into college, they have to work as soon as they graduate from high school, and they don't have the time, energy, or wealth to refine various body refining exercises.
Only college students go to the second floor and can continue to focus on their studies and practice more exercises during their ten years of college.
Even if they are all level 10 physical strength, people with a college degree often far exceed those with a high school degree with the blessing of multiple body training techniques.
Mr. Wang said proudly: "Hmph, of course it is impossible for the scumbags who have never been to college to take my three tricks."
"I approve of this method."
The black crow knew that this old Mr. Wang had a lot of prestige among these old things, and sure enough, as soon as he saw that he agreed, the other old people had no objections.
So the black crow walked out and explained the situation to Zhang Yu and the four of them, and the other three teachers were full of confidence and agreed without hesitation.
Although Zhang Yu didn't know what kind of strength Mr. Wang was, he could only agree first.
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And his slight hesitation was a lack of confidence in the eyes of the three teachers Ci, and he despised Zhang Yu more and more, and even wondered if Zhang Yu only had a high school degree, which was why he was so hesitant.
Teacher Ci, who looks like a middle-aged woman, is the first trial teacher to walk into the classroom.
When verifying her cultivation, she was seen standing still, allowing Mr. Wang to slap her shoulders and stomach three times in a row.
Only to hear the three loud noises, Teacher Ci took five steps back in a row, and after a flushed face, he returned to normal in a blink of an eye.
Mr. Wang nodded approvingly: "Yes, the physical strength has reached its peak, and he has multiple body protection techniques, only college graduates can have such a level."
Recognized by the old people, Teacher Ci breathed a sigh of relief and walked onto the podium to start the class.
"I want to teach you how to poop today."
"This may seem like a trivial matter, but there is a lot of knowledge in it, and it is a matter of life."
"Many years ago, after working overtime for ten years, a senior master was constipated for half a year due to excessive stress, and finally comprehended a set of exercises on the pit, which is called detoxification and health preservation."
"What I want to teach today is this set of detoxification and health care skills, after cultivation, it can excrete toxins and impurities from the body every day......"
"The way of refining the body, three points of practice, seven points of eating, the remaining ninety points depends on how you prick the medicine."
"As the saying goes, there are many pinholes in the arm, and the grades are not bad."
"But the more medicine you need, the more you need to detoxify, so there is another saying, a good student must be able to squat......"
"According to the latest research from the city of Xiandu, students' body refining performance is positively correlated with hemorrhoid rate......"
Looking at the old people listening intently to his lectures, Teacher Ci became more and more motivated.
She said in her heart: "For the sake of my 9 children, in order to raise them to adulthood, let them be admitted to college, and let them find jobs, I must become a gold medal teacher!"
Every time I think of my 9 children growing up, working hard to pay off her parenting loans and transferring money to her every month, Teacher Ci feels that she is getting closer and closer to the wonderful days when she doesn't have to work overtime and only needs to work 12 hours a day.
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At the same time, the camera in the classroom filmed Teacher Ci's classroom performance in unison, so that the many elders of the secret study gang sitting in the conference room on the other side could see it clearly.
An elder commented: "Xiaoci's set lacks innovation and is not fancy."
Another elder said: "The course is quite solid, but the cliché is that the renewal rate may not be high."
"Let's look at the next one."
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Outside the classroom, Zhang Yu listened to Teacher Ci's narration and said to himself: "In-depth and easy-to-understand, the key points are prominent, the memory points are full, and it is also relaxed and humorous, combined with the latest theories...... This woman's teaching level is already similar to that of an excellent teacher in a key high school, right?"
"The competition for the gold medal teacher of this secret study gang seems to be more fierce than I imagined."
"No, my original preparation is still a little insufficient, I have to add more chips."
"This woman's flaw lies in this detox regimen...... This technique is not advanced enough."
"I have to highlight the advantages of Spring and Autumn Endless Zen in taking medicine!"
(End of this chapter)