Ji Yuan said coolly to Xiang Li, “I am going to write about Jiajia next. But first I’ve to write about Guo Taiming. Every story needs a local bully that will call the MC a trash.”
<“Boss, so what are you going to do with this Ji Yuan?” One of the bullies say.>
<“Ji Yuan, are you tired?” They ask.>
<“Ji Yuan, this is the meal that I’ve made. I can share with you…”>
Xiang Li said, “They are literally throwing themselves at you. Is that realistic?”
“Haha. That is because they are all secretly in love with me and have no eyes for the others.” Ji Yuan declared proudly.
“If Big Brother says so.” Xiang Li replied weakly.
Ji Yuan chuckled. “Haha. Wait till you hear the next fun part.”
Xiang Li muttered, “It is too mushy…”
Ji Yuan grinned, “That is the way it should be.”
<“Is this what you’re capable of? A silver cultivation realm that can’t even defeat a bronze realm noob like me.” Ji Yuan smiled.>
<“You!!!” Guo Taiming was enraged as he quickly displayed his profound technique, releasing a wave of profound energy wave that speeds toward Ji Yuan.>
“Big Brother, where that rock comes from?” Xiang Li asked curiously.
Ji Yuan laughed weakly, “I pick it of course.”
“But you didn’t mention it in the story.” Xiang Li pointed out.
Ji Yuan replied righteously, “It is common sense that I am super fast and can pick things up without anyone noticing. So I am not mentioning it.”
Xiang Li nodded weakly, “Alright then…”
But did Big Brother mentions that he is super fast earlier in the first place? Speed can be cultivate by a mere book? Isn’t it through sheer hard work and training? Isn’t Big Brother in a body of a 13 year now, so where did his speed come from?
“But your opponent is a silver realm expert, how come he is weaker than you?” She asked again.
But Ji Yuan ignored her and continued to write;
“Big Brother, isn’t soul attack an immortal mythical class type of attack? How come the lowly cultivators in your story can use one? Plus he is only a kid.” Xiang Li asked again. “Isn’t it a little too unrealistic?”
Ji Yuan frowned, “This is my story. I write whatever I want. And stop interrupting at the most exciting part.”
Xiang Li: …
Fairy Anyang was laughing as she listened in secret to their conversations, “Now I am beginning to like this master of ours. He is just making whatever things he wants.”
<“Ji Yuan has a breakthrough!”>
<“He is a silver level now and he is no longer the class trash?!”>
<“How come Guo Taiming isn’t looking too alright?”>
<“Boss, are you alright?!” Guo Taiming’s henchmen immediately surrounded him but Guo Taiming had already fainted.>
<“Ji Yuan has defeated a superior level cultivator and achieves a breakthrough at the same time!”>
Xiang Li muttered to herself, “Won’t they feel weird why Guo Taiming has suddenly fainted all of a sudden without my Big Brother hitting him. Why are they all behaving as though my Big Brother has beaten up Guo Taiming and is like the winner…”
But she decided to keep quiet because Ji Yuan had a most excited look while he continued to write furiously.
Xiang Li: …
The real Jiajia isn’t like this…Big Brother is twisting everything in his favor…
<“Extend your hand for me.” Ji Yuan says.>
Fairy Anyang laughed as she whispered to Xiang Li, “He has every ill-intention to woo all the girls but he is writing as though he is a gentleman while the girls fall in love left and right.”𝓝𝑂𝓥𝗲𝐿𝓝𝚎xt.𝕔𝑶𝑚
Xiang Li covered her face with her palms, “I know…”
Xiang Li muttered weakly, “I can’t believe it as well. Big Brother, isn’t this too exaggerated?” “Of course it is not!” Ji Yuan laughed. “Don’t forget that I have two pages of the Demon Book of Darkness! I can do anything I want!” “Erm, don’t you have the whole book previously? How come you’ve only left with two pages now?” Xiang Li asked curiously. “Because I’ve realized that I need some villains in this epic story as we compete for the remaining pages of the Demon Book of Darkness. An epic story isn’t completed if there are no strong competitors!” Ji Yuan laughed. Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, “I think he is too engrossed into his writings that he did not realize that he is writing a different account from his earlier chapters.” As though Ji Yuan could hear Fairy Anyang, he quickly said. “Don’t worry Xiang Li. The readers won’t notice at all. They will only be noticing how awesome I am in this story and that is the whole point. I can always make up a story to cover any earlier mistakes later.” “The next part will be even more interesting. Watch this!” Ji Yuan chuckled loudly. Xiang Li: … Aren’t my Big Brother and his classmates all 13 year old kids? They sure mature very fast at that age… Xiang Li muttered weakly, “If you can help the others to breakthrough to the gold level, why are you struck at the bronze level and has to absorb the profound strength of Guo Taiming to breakthrough to the silver level…” “Wait Xiang Li…don’t break my train of thoughts! I can give a reasonable explanation later…” Ji Yuan muttered excitingly as he continued to write with great fervor. Xiang Li: … Xiang Li: … Xiang Li: … Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, “Erm, is he writing I’m a con-artist that’s picking girls left and right with his golden hands?” Xiang Li laughed weakly, “I think Big Brother is writing ‘The Most Lecherous Cultivator Ever’.” Ji Yuan was laughing, “So Xiang Li, what do you think? Am I smarter than Jiajia now?” Xiang Li said weakly, “The real Jiajia will probably kick your ass for your lewd ideas and will never strip for you…” “Of course she will!” Ji Yuan insisted righteously. “It is a great temptation for anyone including Jiajia if you give them the option to choose between progression or no progression in their cultivations.” “Except that you seem to forget that Jiajia is already a peaked great saintess. So she won’t.” Xiang Li giggled. Ji Yuan began to rub his chin as he frowned. “You got a little point…maybe I should tempt Jiajia with a sentient immortal sword…” Fairy Anyang was speechless when she had heard Ji Yuan; is he thinking of giving me away so that he can bang this Jiajia?!